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22nd Nov, 2009

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Inside the Cards by Oracle (X-Files - PG-13)

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What Never Should Be by blucougar57 (PG-15)

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The Demilitarized Zone by Michelerene (NC17)

[info]afterellen

Brunch with Jamie Lauren ("Brunch with Bridget," Episode 85)

This week, Bridget brunches with former Top Chef contestant Jamie Lauren. The tattooed epicure talks about her dream of having a mobile hot dog shop and accepts Bridget's challenge to an old school style pillow fight.

See if you can guess the identity of the mystery referee!

Returning this week are Jessica and Seth, our favorite passive-aggressive puppet pals, and Dance Magic is back again to deliver its weekly dose of awesome!

Brunch with Jamie Lauren (Brunch With Bridget, Episode 85)

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21st Nov, 2009

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The Unspoken Rules by pen_name (NC17)

[info]fandom_wank

slow-mo panda is slow

We begin our saga on the fair hills of [info]house_wilson, where the grass grows green and the House/Wilson shippers occasionally throw shit fits over whether or not David Shore is dicking around House/Wilson shippers.

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[info]afterelton

Adam Lambert's Big Year is Just Getting Started


Let the onslaught begin.

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[info]afterellen

Sasamekikoto: Episode 1

On the first episode of Sasamekikoto, Ushio comes out to her schoolgirl friends. However, she won't reveal her crush just yet.

Visit yuricon.com for more on lesbians in manga and anime and check back every Saturday for a new episode of Sasamekikoto.

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here i dreamt i was a soldier by nullsechs (G)

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Forget Everything I Ever Said by hollycomb (R)

[info]cox_and_co_lj

cox_and_co @ 2009-11-21T13:03:00

Hi =) It's been a long time since I've posted anything here, so here is my new picture. I must say that no, no plagiarism here, though it looks like one of Thundertory's works =)
It's here and btw it's NC-17, so be careful.=)
http://i069.radikal.ru/0911/b2/35c649b011db.jpg

[info]cox_and_co_lj

Fallout

Title: Fallout
Rating: PG-13 (for sadness and politics?)
Pairings: Holmes/Watson
Disclaimer: Alas, not mine.
Summary: What would happen if Holmes and Watson were caught and there was no way out? Could either of them escape the hammer blow of British law?
Spoilers: Does a dash of Oscar Wilde count?
Warnings: 'Tis a little dark.
Word Count: 1700+
A/N: This was the result of a four and a half hour drive home for the Thanksgiving holidays. It was probably the most productive result of traffic, evar.

[info]jfandomlounge

Desert Bus for Hope has returned! Charitable Schadenfreude a-go-go!

I hope all of you know about Desert Bus for Hope. If you don't, it's a group of sorry bastards who play the most tedious game ever made (it was specifically designed to be tedious) to raise money for Penny Arcade's "Child's Play" charity. The live feed of the guys is hilarious and the live feed of the bus is delightfully mellow, and you can make special requests with your donation! (E.g. have the crew sing a particular song or put on a silly hat). The bus is rolling again, and as of the moment they started they were committed to drive that bus for 97 hours. That's from money raised before they started, over $10,000! Roll on you crazy fuckers.

ETA: For those of you on Twitter, there is an effort to keep #desertbus up in the trending topics! Come on, let's beat out New Moon!

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Kidnapped! by: msgordo (NC17)

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the grandest XO of ALL

X-posted from </a></b></a>[info]sparklefield since this is pure multi-fandom awesomeness:

The Simpsons's 2010 Hallowe'en special will feature a segment in which Lisa falls madly in love with a vampire boy named Edmund. Cast as the voice of Edmund?

Daniel Radcliffe. ♥!

[info]bascon_lj

Fandom prezzies available!

Wanna get something for someone on your flist, but don't know what? Well, hop on over to:

http://imageevent.com/nbcoolstuff/customitems

and order something custom made! Any pic, any fandom (I'll also do family stuff in case Grammy doesn't want a Wincesty coffee cup) and I will giftwrap and ship directly to any address!

Available are:

Commuter Mugs
Rulers
Magnets
Pencil Holders
Coasters
Mouse Pads
Bags
T-Shirts
Buttons
Paperweights
Water Bottles
Folding frames
Clocks
Calendars
Check book covers
Purses
Notepads
Keychains
Flashlight Keychains

Fandom up the holidays! You can leave a comment with questions, or email me directly at JenCat004@aol.com.

I also have a Wincest/J2 zine, "Handbasket to Hell" and a DVD of interviews with the boys and JDM, as well as clips of them on other shows available.

20th Nov, 2009

[info]afterelton

AfterElton Snapshot: Your Grass Guzzler for the Week Ending November 20

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YOUR CAPTION HERE

As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

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<p class="ljsyndicationlink"><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/snapshot-11-20-2009">http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/snapshot-11-20-2009</a></p><p align="center"><img src="http://www.afterelton.com/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/images/snapshot2.jpg" /></span> </p> <p align="center"> <span style="font-weight: bold" class="Apple-style-span">YOUR CAPTION HERE </span> </p> <p> <em>As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump! </em> </p> <ul> <li>We were <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/michaeljensen/lady-gaga-bad-romance"><strong>blown away</strong></a> by the new music video from <strong>Lady GaGa</strong>.</li> <li><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/askmonkey/11-16-2009"><strong><em>Ask The Flying Monkey</em></strong></a> took a look at some of our aging gay icons.</li> <li>We loved the <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/TV/recaps/ugly-betty-4-6"><strong>sixth episode of the season</strong></a> of <em>Ugly Betty</em>.</li> <li><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/TV/gayslives/11-17-09"><strong>Gays of Our Lives</strong></a> took us around the world for more soap opera news.</li> <li>We wondered what the hell <em>Newsweek</em> reporter <strong>Ramin Setoodeh</strong> was thinking when he wrote <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/ramins-noodle"><strong>his infamous article</strong></a>.</li> <li>We recapped the seventh episode of the season of <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/TV/2009/11/brothers-recap-111509"><strong><em>Brothers and Sisters</em></strong></a>.</li> <li>We recapped the mysteriously pixelated seventh episode of the season of <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/TV/recaps/amazingrace/159"><strong><em>The Amazing Race</em></strong></a>.</li></ul> <p align="center"> <img src="http://www.afterelton.com/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/images/samdan6.img_assist_custom_0.jpg" border="0" /> </p> <ul> <li>This week's <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/mores-gays-127-gay-terminology"><strong>Mores for Gays</strong></a> looked at gay terminology.</li> <li>We went <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/utc-23"><strong>Under The Covers</strong></a> for some more snarky titles.</li> <li><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/other/2009/11/new-music-monday-11-16"><strong>New Music Monday</strong></a> had info on new tunes from Lady GaGa and Adam Lambert.</li> <li>We gave you a purely informative <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/other/2009/11/week-in-sports-17"><strong>pictorial look</strong></a> at the week in sports.</li> <li>We gave you a look forward to a future <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/other/2009/11/brothers-sisters-pregnant-pause-photos"><strong><em>Brothers & Sisters</em></strong></a>.</li> <li>Your <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/asshat-of-the-week-11-16-09-don-carcieri"><strong>Asshat of the Week</strong></a> was the Rhode Island Governor.</li> <li>We reviewed the Greatest Hits CD by out British singer <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/people/2009/11/will-young"><strong>Will Young</strong></a>.</li> <li><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/movies/2009/11/new-on-dvd-11-17"><strong>Out on DVD</strong></a> this week is <em>Bruno</em> and <em>Star Trek</em>.</li> <li>We liveblogged <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/liveblogging-atwt-11-17-2009"><strong><em>As The World Turns</em></strong></a> for the latest Nuke action. </li> </ul> <p align="center"> <img src="http://www.afterelton.com/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/images/gayoftheweek56pic4_0.jpg" border="0" /> </p> <ul> <li>We continued our weekly <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/people/twitterwatch-11-17-09"><strong>TwitterWatch</strong></a> with <strong>Neil Patrick Harris</strong>, and more!</li> <li>We <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/people/2009/11/adam-lambert-aaron-hicklin"><strong>questioned the timing</strong></a> behind the editor of <em>Out</em> lambasting <strong>Adam Lambert</strong>.</li> <li>But it seems that Adam can <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/michaeljensen/adam-lambert-tweets-response"><strong>speak for himself</strong></a>.</li> <li>We continued the new daily feature <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/edkennedy/morning-meme-111809"><strong>The Morning Meme</strong></a>.</li> <li>We celebrated the union of <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/michaeljensen/lady-gaga-beyonce-vidoe-phone"><strong>Beyonce and Lady GaGa</strong></a>.</li> <li>We recapped this week's <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/TV/recaps/glee/110"><strong>terrific episode</strong></a> of <em>Glee</em>.</li> <li>We were intrigued that <em>People</em> Magazine chose <strong>Johnny Depp</strong> as the <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/johnny-depp-sexiest-man"><strong>Sexiest Man Alive</strong><a/>.</li> <li><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/gay-in-the-uk-video-blog-vlog-32-stonewall-awards-russell-tovey"><strong>Gay in the UK</strong></a> took a look at the Stonewall Awards.</li> <li>We gave you four new contenders in the <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/battle-network-gays-11-19-2009"><strong>Battle of the Network Gays</strong></a>.</li> </ul> <p align="center"> <img src="http://www.afterelton.com/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/images/gayoftheweek56pic3.jpg" border="0" /> </p> <ul> <li>And you <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/gay-of-week-11-20-2009"><strong>picked your winner</strong></a>.</li> <li>We interviewed the fabulous gay ally <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/people/2009/11/joy-behar-interview-pro-gay"><strong>Joy Behar</strong></a>.</li> <li>We loved the new gay documentary <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/movies/2009/11/fatherhood-dreams-come-true"><strong><em>Fatherhood Dreams</em></strong></a>.</li> <li><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/puzzler-11-20-2009"><strong>This week's Puzzler</strong></a> was a mystery.</li> <li>We presented the results of our poll on <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/people/2009/11/women-and-gay-men-survey-results"><strong>women and gay men</strong></a>.</li> <li>We reviewed the <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/music/2009/11/adam-lambert-fye-review"><strong>long-awaited debut album</strong></a> of Adam Lambert.</li> <li>We gave a <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/movies/2009/11/precious"><strong>rave review</strong></a> to <em>Precious</em>, as did the guys from <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/dennis/sounds-like-a-hit-12-precious"><strong>Sounds Like A Hit</strong></a>.</li> <li>We gave you a <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/other/2009/11/oltl-1130"><strong>sneak peek</strong></a> at some upcoming action on <em>One Life To Live</em>.</li> <li>We asked <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/michaljensen/billy-eichner-nine-questions"><strong>nine questions</strong></a> of comedian <strong.Billy Eichner</strong>.</li> <li>We asked <em>Ugly Betty</em> creator <strong.Silvio Horta</strong> what we can expect in the <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/television/2009/11/whats-next-for-ugly-betty"><strong>Justin and Marc storylines.</strong></a></li> <li>And thanks to editor <strong>Michael Jensen</strong>, you had <a href="http://www.afterelton.com/bgwe/11-20-09"><strong>The.Best.Gay.Week.Ever</strong>!</a></li> </ul> <p> Drop your caption ideas in the comments <strong>(And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!)</strong>, and check out last week's winner after the jump! </p> <p><a href="http://www.afterelton.com/blog/snicks/snapshot-11-20-2009">read more</a></p>

[info]afterellen

Brace yourselves: "Bitch Slap" is finally coming

At our darkest hour. When we feared all hope was lost. As we cursed the gods of fate with our bitter, angry tears. Just at that bleakest moment comes hope for the hopeless: Bitch Slap has a release date.

That’s right, bitches, the all ass-kicking, all stuff blowing-up, all girl-on-girl kissing, all cleavage-baring extravaganza that is Bitch Slap is coming to select U.S. cities in limited release Jan. 8. To celebrate this momentous occasion, the producers have released a new glossy high-definition trailer to further whet our appetites.

Warning: Drool bibs not included. (Hi-def trailer available here; red-band trailer — complete with lesbian groping — available here.)

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Dammit, Who fandom, be wankier!

Shockingly, despite all the new episodes and previews and filming of a new series, Doctor Who fandom has been relatively wank-free for quite a while. (And this is despite the fact that Rusty's "oh-so-meaningful six-word-title for the Christmas special that is totally not 'The End of Time'" turned out to be "The End of Time, Part One".) Stupid agreeable fandom.

Today, a preview clip of the Christmas special was aired during Children in Need. (Which can be viewed here, for those who missed it.) In a throwaway joke, it was implied that...


The Doctor totally boned Queen Elizabeth I! OMG.


Oh, apparently there was Barrowman in pants, as well. I missed that bit.

A discussion about the preview is going on at the Doctor Who comm on Livejournal. The comments are reasonable so far, apart from some "GODDAMN IT DOCTOR WHO, STOP BEING FUNNY" uh.. ness. But I am hoping wouldn't be surprised if some wank popped up sooner or later.

Me, I'll just be over here laughing forever. (So as to avoid thinking about what's to come at Christmas. D:)

[info]afterelton

AfterElton Puzzler: Guess the Hunk #6

Time for another one of those time-wasting yet hopelessly addictive online jigsaw puzzles! We're not going to give you any hints, but if you want to see the finished product then click here.

Move the pieces around with your mouse — they will snap together when in the right place. How fast can you complete this puzzle?

Care to time yourself?

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